Free Kindle
Billy's Booger
ebooks Download

A young lad who would rather draw than do math, spell, or gargle finds the perfect outlet for his always-on imagination in this manifesto to creative joie de vivre, featuring a book within a book, from the brilliant minds that brought you The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore.Billy loves to draw. He draws on books and on his homework and even on his math tests—he might not get the answer right, but doesn’t it look swell sitting in a boat at sea? His teacher doesn’t think so, and neither does the principal. But the librarian has an idea that just might help Billy better direct his illustrative energies: a book-making contest!Billy gets right to work, reading everything he can about meteors, mythology, space travel, and…mucus? Yep, his book is going to be about the world’s smartest booger, who stays tucked away until needed—say, to solve multiplication problems, or answer questions from the President. Billy’s sure his story is a winner. But being a winner doesn’t mean you always win.Full of nostalgic references to a time when TV was black-and-white and Sunday newspapers had things called the funnies, this wildly fun story-within-a-story is based loosely on children’s book legend William Joyce’s third grade year, and includes a sewn-in mini-book of that tale of the world’s smartest booger.

Lexile Measure: AD750L (What's this?)

Hardcover: 40 pages

Publisher: Atheneum Books for Young Readers (June 2, 2015)

Language: English

ISBN-10: 1442473517

ISBN-13: 978-1442473515

Product Dimensions: 9.8 x 0.5 x 9.8 inches

Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)

Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (30 customer reviews)

Best Sellers Rank: #69,265 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #107 in Books > Children's Books > Education & Reference > Books & Libraries #1547 in Books > Children's Books > Activities, Crafts & Games > Activity Books #3170 in Books > Children's Books > Humor

Age Range: 4 - 8 years

Grade Level: Preschool - 3

The fictionalized picture book memoir is a fairly new creation, when you get right down to it. It’s not as if Sendak was telling tales about a little boy in Brooklyn or Margaret Wise Brown was penning nostalgic stories of a girl in a Swiss boarding school. But somewhere during the latter part of the 20th century, the form sort of took off. Tomie dePaola typified it with books like Oliver Button Is a Sissy. Michael Rosen took an adult perspective in The Sad Book. And Patricia Polacco has practically made a cottage industry out of it with stories like Thank You, Mr. Falker and Mr. Lincoln’s Way amongst others. They’re still relatively rare, though, so when you encounter a book like Billy’s Booger: A Memoir (Sorta) your first thought isn’t that this is going to have any bearing whatsoever on author William Joyce’s real life. Instead, you zero on in that word. “Booger”. Kinda hard to get away from. And you want to write the book off as gross based on that alone, but the image on the cover stops you. Not the small waving green guy, though he’s pretty cute (until you realize what exactly he is) but rather the bespectacled wide-eyed boy with the book. Get into the story and you encounter a tale that I can honestly say is unlike any other Joyce creation I’ve read before. Funny and relatable with more Bill Joyce in-jokes that you could shake a stick at, this is a picture book memoir that feels deeply personal. And all it took was a bit of fictional phlegm.Let it be understood that even before the incidents involving the book, upon which I shall elucidate further in a moment, it was an undeniable fact that Billy was both a usual and unusual kiddo. Usual since he loved “monster movies and cartoons and comic books”.

Billy's Booger Billy Graham A Tribute: Classic Sermons of Billy Graham Lush Life: A Biography of Billy Strayhorn Billy Joel - Greatest Hits, Volumes 1 and 2 Billy Showell's Botanical Painting in Watercolour Billy And Blaze Blaze and the Forest Fire: Billy and Blaze Spread the Alarm Blaze and the Gray Spotted Pony (Billy and Blaze) Blaze and the Lost Quarry (Billy and Blaze) The Year of Billy Miller The Collected Works of Billy Graham: Three Bestselling Works Complete in One Volume (Angels, How to Be Born Again, and The Holy Spirit) The Collected Works of Billy Graham (Angels, How To Be Born Again, The Holy Spirit) Breakfast with Billy Graham: 120 Daily Readings (Walker Large Print Books) The Three Billy Goats Gruff (Paul Galdone Classics) Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk: A Novel Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook Billy the Kid and Other Plays (Chicana and Chicano Visions of the Americas series) Billy Name: The Silver Age: Black and White Photographs from Andy Warhol's Factory Billy Lane Help for Billy: A Beyond Consequences Approach to Helping Challenging Children in the Classroom